Blog: From Quarantine to (Porn)Stardom

[Boobietrap2]

For the record: I would never post the links. Just wanted you to know that they are incredible. Have a good day.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

For the record: I would never post the links. Just wanted you to know that they are incredible. Have a good day.

Thank you very much. You too!

 

[Lesbianrachel]

If you could pick one professional athlete to have sex with, who would it be?

OMG….

Paige VanZant, Paige VanZant, Paige VanZant

HELL YES!!! PAIGE VANZANT FFS!

 

[Vsauce101]

How often are you recognized while going about your day?

I am recognized….. Usually by my tits. Would you be able to pick them out in Walmart? LOL
Honestly, being recognized is rare, these days. We usually pay for and provide our own makeup artists (unless you are new and just want to use the “powder crew”). We go through a TREMENDOUS transformation before “working”. False eyelashes, hair extensions, body makeup, fake tattoos, and even tattoo cover up. Half the time is in the makeup chair, literally!

Holy Hell, girl! Now 11 thousand likes more than everyone else makes perfect sense. You are rocking it. Love yourself and love what you do. There is plenty of evidence that everyone here loves you!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Holy Hell, girl! Now 11 thousand likes more than everyone else makes perfect sense. You are rocking it. Love yourself and love what you do. There is plenty of evidence that everyone here loves you!

Thank you!

 

[HamandMayo]

Wow! You are so fucking hot and this just raised the bar to a new level!

I do have a question to ask though. You said you have met nearly 100 people from this site either at TTR or at other venues. What percentage would you say are fake? By fake, I do not mean they lied about their profile pics or their ages. I mean they are not real swingers or talk a much bigger game than they actually are willing to play, due to the sexy location or only one partner's fantasy? That sounds confusing. Did that make sense?

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Wow! You are so fucking hot and this just raised the bar to a new level!

I do have a question to ask though. You said you have met nearly 100 people from this site either at TTR or at other venues. What percentage would you say are fake? By fake, I do not mean they lied about their profile pics or their ages. I mean they are not real swingers or talk a much bigger game than they actually are willing to play, due to the sexy location or only one partner's fantasy? That sounds confusing. Did that make sense?

Well, that's a loaded question! Any answer I give will offend someone, so I'll just answer as honestly as I can.

80% - 85% are fake (based on your definition).

Absolutely great people, nonetheless, but not LS. That is not to say that one or both partners don't have LS aspirations.....they just aren't there, yet.

There are a few clear indicators you can use to make an early assessment.

Firstly, most all women will kiss other women, but what is their reaction afterward? If they raise their arms, hoot and holler, and draw a lot of attention to themselves, they are definitely fake. They just like the attention and popularity that comes with kissing a girl. Same goes for the girl who grabs the whipped cream can from the bartender and sprays it on someone's tiny boobs and licks it off. That's all for attention. Definitely, you should get involved, but just know it's probably an act.

Then there are the "puppy dog" couples. These are couples that follow you around, everywhere. They hang out with you at the pool, save you a table at bash (without asking you), and want to go to dinner at the same time as you, but NEVER have the nerve to ask to go further. It is painfully clear that they want you to make that first move. Fake! Usually, one partner is hoping that you will coax the other into pushing their boundaries. Total waste of time.

If you are looking for friends.....these are wonderful people and, my advice is to befriend them for life. That said, if you are looking for sexual partners, notice the signs and don't allow your time to be monopolized by cheerleaders or puppy dog couples.

Remember, it's your vacation, too. People at ttr are wonderful, but make your vacation what you want it to be. Many of the friends we have made are what you would call "fake", but have a value to me far greater than just sex could offer.

 

[HamandMayo]

So you go to make friends?

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

So you go to make friends?

No...I GO TO FUCK!

........sometimes I accidentally make a few friends.

 

[Jamesandemily]

No...I GO TO FUCK!

........sometimes I accidentally make a few friends.

You are so freaking hilarious!

So are you having a blind crawl again? I feel I need to remind the world that I was selected for the last one! Definitely bragging about that! Even though I was only one of 7 cocks you were touching/consuming at one time. Emily and I agree that it was our greatest sexual experience to date.

We tried to host one of our own - only one person showed up. Lol We don't seem to have your pull yet. Anyways, I think you should do another. It will change lives!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

You are so freaking hilarious!

So are you having a blind crawl again? I feel I need to remind the world that I was selected for the last one! Definitely bragging about that! Even though I was only one of 7 cocks you were touching/consuming at one time. Emily and I agree that it was our greatest sexual experience to date.

We tried to host one of our own - only one person showed up. Lol We don't seem to have your pull yet. Anyways, I think you should do another. It will change lives!

Yes, of course! A blind crawl is a must! But...I don't think you get the point of a blind crawl. The whole reason I am blindfolded the whole time is so that I am forced to walk around for the whole week, not knowing how many and which guys, I just fucked. The awkward looks makes it exciting. Telling me you were there ruins the surprise.

 

[Jamesandemily]

Yes, of course! A blind crawl is a must! But...I don't think you get the point of a blind crawl. The whole reason I am blindfolded the whole time is so that I am forced to walk around for the whole week, not knowing how many and which guys, I just fucked. The awkward looks makes it exciting. Telling me you were there ruins the surprise.

You know what you look like! You can't blame a guy for bragging about having you!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

You know what you look like! You can't blame a guy for bragging about having you!

Ok....well....thank you! *kisses*

 

[Lesbianrachel]

Guess who this is!!!!! *Don't worry, I got her permission, first!*
Girl, I need your makeup artist to move in with me!

 

[Lesbianrachel]

That arm muscle is undeniable. Well and those tits. Lol

 

[Jamesandemily]

Guess who this is!!!!! *Don't worry, I got her permission, first!*View attachment 20960
Girl, I need your makeup artist to move in with me!

Yep! Just as beautiful at TTR , but different/much less make up. Stunning and talented beyond belief. Nothing taboo with this girl. I do agree that many were intimidated. The few who were brave enough to ask, almost all were rewarded. At least it seemed.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Yep! Just as beautiful at TTR, but different/much less make up. Stunning and talented beyond belief. Nothing taboo with this girl. I do agree that many were intimidated. The few who were brave enough to ask, almost all were rewarded. At least it seemed.

You mean no 2" fake eyelashes, no 4 layers of liquid foundation, bb crean, cc cream, skin firming serum, powder foundation, lip liner, lip primer, wet gloss, no streak-free mascara, no eyeliner drawn on with fine tip sharpie? Oh yeah, and no fake cum squirted on my face. Yeah, forgive me for just wearing grocery store makeup, but a girl needs a vacation, right? I still looked highly presentable.....at least the attention seemed to support that theory. Seriously though.... thank you for the endless compliments. You are all too kind.

 

[HamandMayo]

Finally!!! You are gorgeous. And Lesbianrachel is right - makeup can cover up tattoos and make new ones but it can't make that body any less desirable! The arms, the boobs, the quads - breathtaking

 

[LS_Couple]

Will be trying some of your ideas tonight having just come across this post - will report back our findings

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Will be trying some of your ideas tonight having just come across this post - will report back our findings

Wonderful! I have heard from SO many people, on here, that have tried "new things", thanks to this thread. That is so exciting, to me. I can't wait to hear how it's working for you guys! Welcome to Cancun Swingers, btw!

 

[LS_Couple]

Wonderful! I have heard from SO many people, on here, that have tried "new things", thanks to this thread. That is so exciting, to me. I can't wait to hear how it's working for you guys! Welcome to Cancun Swingers, btw!

The ‘suction’ technique is certainly on the agenda.
Thanks for the welcome, been on here a wee while but when our May trip was cancelled we didn’t really come on. However now we’ve rebooked a Vegas/TTR visit for September we wanted to reach out and see if we could make connections.

However I the meantime come across some great, interesting and fun threads.

 

[Lesbianrachel]

Just a little more Tiffany trolling! Love ya, girl! When this virus is over, you owe us a visit!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Lesson Number 8 will be HUGE!!!! It will be interactive and involve all of you in a site-wide game. Get your Hitachi ready, girls and men, whip those dicks out. Stand By (well...this may still be several hours away, but now that your dicks and vibrators are out, it will be easier to wait).

 

[Andrea&Mike]

Lesson Number 8 will be HUGE!!!! It will be interactive and involve all of you in a site-wide game. Get your Hitachi ready, girls and men, whip those dicks out. Stand By (well...this may still be several hours away, but now that your dicks and vibrators are out, it will be easier to wait).

Very intrigued....

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Five minute countdown!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Lesson #8: Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

For lesson #8, I figured I would do a collaboration with my friend Lesbianrachel where I compiled many of your remaining questions and turned them into the popular game: NEVER HAVE I EVER….

In this game, we need you all to participate as well! As we answer these “No holds barred” questions, we need to answer them, as well, in the following manner:

If you HAVE DONE these activities, please respond by selecting the “LOVE” emoji (smiley face with heart eyes)

If you HAVE NOT yet tried these activities, BUT WOULD LIKE TO, one day, please respond by selecting the “LIKE” emoji (thumbs up)

If you have NO INTENTION of ever trying each of these activities, please respond by selecting a “SAD” emoji (frowning face)

Ready to play? Let’s go!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Woken up next to a total stranger:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. Alcohol and swinger resorts are a dangerous combination!

Lesbianrachel - Yes, I have. When you are a lesbian and the stranger is a man you freak out.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Had a threesome:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. Every combination MMF, MFM, FFM, FMF, FFF, etc….

Lesbianrachel - Yes, I have. Tiffany is usually the 3rd, but Mike has been the only male.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Kicked someone out after sex:

1500cc~N~Texas - No, I have not. If I did, how would round 2 happen? Lol I don’t like hurting feelings. I have wanted too, but haven’t.

Lesbianrachel - Yes, I have. Lesbians go back to hating everyone the moment sex is over.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Posted nudes of an ex online:

1500cc~N~Texas - No, I have not. Protecting privacy is the highest level of importance. I would never do that!

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not, unless you count the pics of Tiffany I just posted in this thread. Privacy is #1. Never.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Injured myself while masturbating:

1500cc~N~Texas - Oh hell, Yes! I’m an anal girl and have tried to put the biggest toys I can find up there. Sometimes you regret it in the morning!

Lesbianrachel -Yes, I have. I will masturbate until I’m raw. I make my body tell me to stop, because my mind won’t.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Been slapped by a penis:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. I know some girls find this degrading but it doesn’t bother me. Slap me with your dick, choke me, whatever... In the end, I’ll still be fucking while their dicks begin retreating. As long as I win in the end, I like a man to show me what he’s got.

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not, If a guy did that to me I would break that shit off!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Shown more cleavage than a girl should:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. Are you kidding me? This question cannot be for me. I bought more cleavage than 7 women can show in their best push-up bras combined. Cleavage is powerful beyond measure. I haven’t bought my own drink in years and get upgraded all the time. Cleavage IS my wardrobe.

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not. I have no cleavage. I am basically a pre-teen Swedish boy!

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Laughed when I saw someone else’s genitals:

1500cc~N~Texas - No, I have not. I would never do that. How could I laugh at anyone’s when I had to buy my own? It is rude beyond measure and no one deserves that level of disrespect. PLUS….SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

Lesbianrachel - Yes I have! Every single time Tiffany gets undressed in front of me, but it is a laugh of excitement. It’s like a kid who wakes up on Christmas morning and sees the great big toys he is about to play with. A good laugh.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Traded sex for favors:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. I’m married. lol

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not, I have to work hard for sex. I don’t have a “speed dial list” like Tiffany

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Hidden sexual emails or texts from your partner:

1500cc~N~Texas - No, I have not. Mike and I have a very open and respectful relationship. We are both turned on by others liking what we have. Communication and honesty are paramount in an LS relationship and is the only way it can thrive.

Lesbianrachel - Yes, I have. (Paramount??? WTF does Paramount mean? lol). I have had many jealous girlfriends. Lesbians are notorious for overreacting. I hide more than I should. (Paramount???)

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Rolled up a skirt to make it shorter:

1500cc~N~Texas - No, I have not. With my boobs, no guy looks anywhere else. It can be frustrating but still flattering.

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not. How many lesbians have you seen wearing skirts? I drive a Subaru and wear Birkenstocks.

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Tried bondage:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have! Many Many Times! I enjoy playing both the dominant and submissive roles. Love bondage!

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not. It is on my list but I have issues trusting that people won’t run away and leave me tied up

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Faked an orgasm:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. I get paid to do so….. Otherwise, no. I’ll tell you if you suck, in the nicest way possible, like telling you to try again.

Lesbianrachel - Yes, I have. Again, I’m a lesbian. What don’t we fake?

 

[1500cc~N~Texas]

Never Have I (or anyone on this site) Ever…..

Talked dirty during sex:

1500cc~N~Texas - Yes, I have. No joking, here, but I don’t know if I have ever had sex without talking dirty. It’s a must.

Lesbianrachel - No, I have not. But Tiffany, that girl is DIRTY. She has made me cum just on her talking alone. Where she gets this stuff, I don’t know - but I want to live there!